Vile, worthless, pile of slime.

Do you think your negligible existence worth the air you breathe in?

Grow a backbone, grow a pair, grow up.

Do you fancy stewing in contemptuous spittle?

Do you seek painful pleasure from scorn, disdain, abhorrence?

See the light – there is only darkness!

And it will be a faithful and enduring companion.

It will follow through this instance you call a life, and beyond.

So rejoice!